Paris Hilton is at it again, luring poor idiot guys who think with their penis away from their girlfriends and families, and into her diseased, venus flytrap of a crotch:
The heiress was spotted in Montreal partying into the wee hours of the morning with hockey star Jose Theodore, but afterwards insisted it was nothing serious. […]
Despite reports that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton had made up and were on speaking terms after the Brandon Davis “Firecrotch” debacle, it looks like the two are at it again. Page Six reports:
PARIS Hilton is so upset that Lindsay Lohan has been seeing her ex, Greek playboy Stavros Niarchos, she screamed insults at Lohan […]
Why this overprivileged waste of space still has a driver’s license–and why someone hasn’t beaten the living shit out of her (where’s Shannen Doherty when you need her?)– is beyond me.
Bitch backed up into a car, didn’t stop to leave a note or even check for damage, just left the scene. And it was all […]
I love Page Six, for they share my hatred of Paris Hilton, so much so that they supposedly refuse to print anything about her unless it’s thoroughly negative. So of course, she’s been giving them plenty of fodder and they’ve now branded her a “celebutard” for being a spoiled inconsiderate bitch and parking in handicapped […]
Yoko Ono alert! Paris Hilton’s video for her new single “Stars Are Blind” confirms what we already knew: She has no talent besides rolling around half-naked and mistakenly thinking she’s the hottest shit around. It’s basically a lame execution of the girl-and-guy-on-beach video formula, which was done much better by Madonna’s “Cherish”, Chris Isaak’s “Wicked […]
Paris Hilton was in Malibu beach filming a music video and doing what she does best: rolling around in skimpy clothes and flashing the camera, trying to look sexy but just coming off as disgusting. To the surprise of absolutely no one, her nipple “accidentally” popped out of her bathing suit during the shoot, even […]
Remember Paris Hilton’s ridiculous 24-carat diamond engagement ring supposedly given to her by Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis? Well, it turns out she bought it herself and it may have been fake. According to E! Online’s Awful Truth:
“Tell me something,” asked a close bud of Paris L. “How could a boy who has to ask […]
No, it’s not a tranny and her fashion challenged pimp, that’s Paris Hilton in Cannes with “Perez Hilton”, a gossip blogger infamous for refusing to give Paris all the bad press she deserves, and by the looks of it, Paris’ only remaining friend: a gay guy in a very pink suit and inappropriate shoes. Hmm. […]
Turns out the reason Paris Hilton had greaseball Brandon Davis do her dirty work and deliver the infamously vicious attack against Lindsay Lohan is because Lindsay slept with her ex-fiance, Paris Latsis. Never mind that Lindsay was also recently seen repeatedly partying and going home with Paris’ latest ex, Stavros Niarchos.
So Paris really expects Lindsay […]
In what seems like the umpteenth round of a celebrity bitchfight between Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, TMZ has video of oily heir and Paris pal Brandon Davis delivering a verbal smackdown against Lohan, after a long hard night of clubbing. It also shows Paris giggling uncontrollably in the background, holding up her cell […]