After showing up to the Electronic Entertainment Expo “fashionably late”, which in Paris Hilton retard-speak means an hour and a half late, she launched her new cell phone game, Jewel Jam (which was plastered all over the background right behind her), by calling it the wrong name.
“Sorry I’m late. I’m really excited to have my […]
Lindsay Lohan was reportedly whoring it up with Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, immediately after the two had publicly split, according to Life & Style magazine.
Just hours after Hilton recently left the U.S. for Australia, Niarchos was spotted “sipping cocktails and dirty dancing” at L.A. club Element with Lohan.
“Lindsay was all over […]
In another example of the ridiculous trash spewed from Paris Hilton’s mouth, as reported by the New York Post’s Page Six:
Paris Hilton is deeply religious, she tells Michael Musto for an Out magazine cover story. “I’m Catholic. Of course, they’re not going to run pictures of me in church,” she said.
Yeah, but that’s only […]
Paris Hilton is so full of herself that she had a wall-sized portrait of herself put in the “sumptuous lounge” of the new Hollywood Hills house she just bought, according to Hello! magazine. Plus, other people who were at her house for that recent party involving an unfortunate stripper pole incident have reported that she […]
In another sure sign that there is no God, the reigning queen of skanks Paris Hilton cheated death in a near electrocution accident.
Drunk as a skunk–is she ever not?–she jumped into the pool at a party and then a garden light fell into the pool, which should have fried her ass, but nooooo. What’s more […]