I didn’t know they still had masked balls anywhere, but the theme of this one seemed to be “Fugging Up Otherwise Elegant Evening Wear.” I don’t know who that fashionista is up there, but that thing looks like gold and silver are in a violent race to attack her face.
Witness Kate Moss and Pete […]
Allure magazine thankfully undid what Esquire magazine’s attempt at nouveau artsy celebration of trailer trash culture did to poor Scarlett Johansson. Here’s Scarlett looking more like her rightfully sexy, sensuous self and less like Britney Spears’ retarded cousin. Take note, Esquire, boobies and doggies are what successful photoshoots are all about.
Oh my God, y’all. Somewhere in Malibu Britney’s having the last gum-smacking laugh at everyone who mocked her white trash style. Now her revenge is complete. Behold the glamorization of slack-jawed yokels: it’s Trailer Trash Chic.
Esquire magazine has named Scarlett Johansson The Sexiest Woman Alive and then trashed her up in this decidedly unfabulous photo […]