Archive for the 'Star Jones' Category

Big Gay Al comes out to Star Jones

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006

Karma, bitch that it is, is taking one ginormous bite out of Star Jones’ flabby, deflated ass!
Karma is also one funny bitch, and it really doesn’t get any funnier than this blind item that is transparently about Big Gay Al and his megalomaniac meal ticket, unlucky Starlet Jones.
According to E!’s Ted Casablanca, now that Star’s […]

Memo to Star Jones: Barbara Walters will cut a bitch

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

Because Barbara Walters does NOT PLAY AROUND! She is NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!! Star Jones better remember that, and start watching her back, especially after her latest response to her SNAFU with The View. People magazine has the blow-by-blow coverage of the Starzilla vs. Babs war:
Walters told PEOPLE she felt “betrayed” by Reynolds’s comments […]

A muumuu in any other size is still a muumuu

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006

Looks like Star Jones–or Starzilla, as some affectionately refer to her–raided the old wardrobe from Three’s Company and just had to have Mrs. Roper’s slinkiest, trampiest multi-colored flowered muumuu.
Come to think of it, Star and her husband Big Gay Al Reynolds are like a modern-day black version of the Ropers! I mean, I’m sure Big […]

Ding, dong, the witch is dead!!

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006

Star Jones Reynolds, resident wicked witch of The View, is as good as gone, according to the New York Post’s Page Six. And Barbara Walters and Rosie O’Donnell made it happen!!
STAR Jones Reynolds has been told to hitch up her hefty wagonload of freebies and waddle off into the sunset, sources say.ABC will announce […]

Even Barbara Walters hates Star Jones

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006

Welcome to the club, Barbara! Page Six has reported that now that Rosie O’Donnell has been named to replace Meredith Vieira on The View, Star is planning on making an exit because she wanted to take Meredith’s place as the moderator of the group.
–but grande dame Barbara Walters wasn’t going to let that happen.
“You can’t […]