Archive for the 'Tom Cruise' Category

Suri WASN’T a pillow after all!

Friday, November 17th, 2006

She’s really, really real! And she’s adorable. Suri Cruise made her first live photographic (UNphotoshopped!) appearance in Italy this week, where her parents Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise will be having their wedding.

That’s right, I said her parents. I’ll accept that she’s really their child. I’ll be damned, she even looks like Tom. Which can […]

Katie Holmes spends $3,000 on wedding lingerie

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

According to MSNBC’s The Scoop, Katie Holmes is hard at work keeping up the pretense of a heterosexual relationship with Tom Cruise:
Tom Cruise’s bride-to-be went to Le Bra Lingerie in West Hollywood and spent more than $3,000 on lacy underthings, more than $1,000 of which was for a “bridal collection” set.
Among the purchases: a Chantilly […]

Suri Cruise, asian baby?

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

Vanity Fair finally published the pictures of Suri Cruise taken by Annie Liebovitz. In the accompanying article, Katie Holmes describes how she feels about the media scrutiny surrounding her new family, and what it feels like to be a mom.
Some of the crap that’s out there - the stuff that’s said about my parents and […]

Memo to Tom Cruise: Girlfriend, white is NOT your color

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006

If Tom Cruise’s major objective is to prove to the world that he is a completely heterosexual movie star and NOT GAY AT ALL, then he is going about it the wrong way. White blazer, tan sweater, white pants, and tan suede oxfords–and is he beat-boxing? Perplexing beat-boxing stance aside, maybe he was going for […]

Crazy Tom Cruise=Risky Business

Saturday, June 10th, 2006

So it turns out that Tom Cruise is now a liability to Hollywood studios due to his crazy-ass behavior over the past year. Movie bosses are afraid Tom’s weirdness (the “cootie factor”) is turning movie audiences off and away from theatres, so they’re not willing to pay him his usual gazillion dollars per movie. (Awww, […]