Whatchoo Lookin At

Alexis Bledel, 24, is the star of WB’s Gilmore Girls, and is usually the picture of stunning, youthfully ethereal beauty, as evidenced here:

So naturally, I was startled when I came across a picture of a disheveled raccoon with crazy hair and that rabid look in the eyes, and it claimed to be the same Alexis Bledel at the premiere of the movie I’m Reed Fish:

Listen, just because Lindsay Lohan is showing up to events looking like a deranged orange-faced clown who has just really pissed off her makeup artist and who has lost many a battle with her hair brush and curling iron DOES NOT make it look any better, trust me.

You, unlike Hohan, have real, fresh-faced, traffic-stopping beauty that radiates from within (probably because you still have a soul and don’t snort everything that isn’t nailed down), the kind that would have launched major land wars back in the day. You are too pretty to end up looking like this raccoon creature before me!

So check the mirror, brush your hair, get third and fourth opinions–do whatever you have to do, but don’t let this happen again. We’re letting you off with a warning this time. Have a nice day.

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