Craptastic: New Britney Spears Song Clip Puts Me To Sleep
Well, it would put me to sleep if her voice wasn’t so cringe-inducing or if the lyrics didn’t sound like they were taken straight from a 14-year-old’s journal.Britney Spears has been at work in the studio and has released a 50-second clip of a new song:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GCVUCL9Z
Not great, standard typical *boring* “ballad”. Should fire that songwriter immediately.
And you know what really gets my goat? I hate Britney with the burning intensity of a thousand STD’s, but have you ever heard those clips of her singing as a little girl, maybe 5, 6, 7 years old? (I think it was on VH1 Driven or some shit) She was actually GOOD then, had a strong soulful singing voice, a bit like Aguilera. She had it, she just chose not to use it or develop it in favor of shaking her tits and ass instead. Good business move as long as she kept that tight size 0 body.
But now what??
Methinks it’s time to wise up, take a page out of Madonna’s book and take serious voice lessons now so she can have something to fall back on when she can no longer suppress her fat genes in a couple years…