Mary Kate Olsen is Morticia Addams
Mary Kate Olsen attended the Met Costume Institute Benefit Gala, which I have never heard of either, but apparently it has a rule that all attendees must wear their creepiest, Gothiest black outfit in a contest to see who can best scare the bejesus out of the general public.
I dare say our sweet little Mary Kate has won this one. Well played, Mary Kate, well played.
But why won’t she stop looking at the cameras like that? Doesn’t she know she’s already made me piss myself with fear and is making my heart freeze in abject terror with those voodoo thoughts she’s thinking?
And those eyes…WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER EYES?!?? OH DEAR SWEET JESUS PLEASE SAVE US ALL!!!!!
