She’s a Brick…HOUSE!
Get Lionel Richie and the Commodores ready, Britney Spears needs them to follow her around singing her new theme song.
Leave it to Britney, queen of all that is trashy, to turn $300 shoes and an otherwise cute sundress into a $5 Blue Light Special from K-Mart. In a tragic display of her true lack of style, Britney refuses to acknowledge a few crucial elements:
–She is not a size 2 anymore. That dress is so tight and short that the manny [male nanny] behind her would be forced to break out into an “I see London, I see France” chant if she were to bend over.
–She is no longer as perky as she would like to believe. At this point, a bra is not an option or a cute accessory–it’s a necessity.
–Strappy lace-up shoes only make thick legs look like tree trunks, so she should really avoid them at all costs. Unless cankles are the new sexy.
–The red blow-up doll lipstick doesn’t look good on Xtina and it sure as hell doesn’t look good on Britney.
