Somewhere, an ostrich is extremely pissed
That ostrich wants its feathers back, ASAP!
And WHY is that camera pointing straight at Gisele Bundchen’s crotch?
Dolce! Gabbana! You two are on an official fashion time out so you can think about the atrocities you’ve committed against ostriches and cameras in the name of “fashion!”
Straight to your rooms, misters! And this time I better not catch you playing with glitter or calling Naomi Campbell on your cell! I mean it!!