Angelina Jolie to ruin Jennifer Aniston’s career
In the funniest coincidence ever, the impending birth of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s baby seems to be the final, most damaging insult to Jennifer Aniston and her career.
It has been reported that if Angie doesn’t deliver her baby by June 3 - she will have labor induced by her doctor. Guess what film opens June 2? That’s right “The Break Up’ starring Jennifer Aniston.
‘The Break Up’ goes into North American theaters on that same weekend and once Jolie does give birth - she will dominate not only the entertainment media and gossip columns but that news will be near the top of hard newscasts as well.
So since this movie is the last chance for Aniston to redeem herself from a long list of box-office bombs, if this movie tanks as well and is eclipsed by the Brangelina birth, it might just be the final nail in the coffin of Aniston’s movie career.
Sometimes I shudder to think at the kinds of things Jennifer Aniston has done to deserve karma this bad. From the looks of it, I’m fairly sure it involved boiling puppies alive to make tasty puppy stews and wearing their pelts as hats. And quite possibly baby-killing, too. That’ll always ruin your karma.
May 26th, 2006 at 6:13 pm
1) “Blaming” someone else is one way to justify one’s failure!
2) We are all human, we fall in love and we fall out of love.
3) Then, again IT’S HOLLYWOOD!”,what does one expect - - duh? - -
4) The media would not have a selling prayer, if it weren’t for gossips like these.
May 26th, 2006 at 8:08 pm
Yeah, but what about the puppy boiling and baby killing? I’m pretty sure that’s a serious character flaw on Aniston’s part.
No seriously, it’s all in good fun, though.