Angelina may be in labor in Namibia
Holy crap, you’d think this child was the second coming of Christ the way people are getting their panties in a twist about it!
There have been (unconfirmed) reports that Jolie is either in labor or near birth, but regardless she is expected to drop little Jesus Pitt-Jolie any minute now, and the bidding wars for the first pics of the baby have gotten ludicrous:
The first report came from the South African Sunday Times and it claimed that People Magazine had negotiated a deal to donate $3.5 million to Unicef in exchange for the first baby pictures.
That was followed by a claim that American tabloid Us Weekly had nabbed the photos for a stunning $5 million, with the money also going to charity.
Britain’s Daily Mirror said, “Angelina’s very private but they figured they might as well use the opportunity of one child being born to help a lot of others.”
They denied it, but I think People magazine are getting those pictures.
Besides, that’s why I like Angelina regardless of whether or not she’s really a homewrecker or a freak. Say what you want about her, but she’s been smart enough to generally keep her mouth shut and do some real good with the attention she gets. More people should be such “freaks.”
But I do predict Angelina will dump Brad at some point in the next year or so. She’s just too crazy for his vanilla ass! Just another reason why I kinda heart her.