Whatchoo Lookin At

All hell is gonna break loose in the already iffy union that is the Jolie-Pitt clan. Page Six reports:

Jolie has told pals she’s ready to adopt again - but Pitt, it seems, is not. “Brad wants another child, preferably a boy - but he wants a biological boy,” said our snoop. “He is adamant and wants her to get pregnant again right away.” The couple have one biological child, Shiloh, and two adopted kids, Maddox and Zahara.

Now you know Maddox is PISSED! If I were Maddox, I’d bitchslap Brad to show him who’s boss around here, point to my cute mohawk and face and say, “You already have a son, asshole! ME! What the hell do you need a biological son for?!? And just so you know, I’ve already started training Zahara and Shiloh to kick your ass if you bring this up again. Now BOW DOWN TO KING MADDOX!!!”

Then I’d kick him in the nads and run away giggling. Yeah, you know it probably happens in real life everyday.

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