Anna Nicole Smith is having a Trimspa baby
Anna Nicole Smith, 38, is reportedly pregnant and “conceived with the help of a friend,” according to the New York Daily News.
“Anna’s freaking out because she got pregnant by this guy, who’s now saying, ‘I want money and access to the kid.’”
So basically she got pregnant from a random one-night stand because nobody told her the TrimSpa pills didn’t double as birth-control pills, and now the guy is turning out to be a disciple of Kevin Federline. No wait, what am I saying? Kevin would never ask for access to the kid because “babies ain’t thug or hard core enough, plus they can’t pay my bills. Yet.”
*update: It seems the father is freelance entertainment reporter/photographer Larry Birkhead, 31. I was way wrong, he is no Kevin Federline: he has a job.