Are there “violently psychotic supermegabitch management” classes?
Naomi Campbell was arrested Wednesday for assault AGAIN, this time for attacking a woman in London who was her drug counsellor and badly scratching her “all over the face.”
This is the latest installment in the long line of assaults on her employees with her weapon of choice: cellphones. The Daily Dish reports on Naomi’s existing, ever-growing rap sheet:
Campbell is facing an assault charge in Manhattan for allegedly smashing a jeweled cell phone into Ana Scolavino’s head last March because the hapless maid couldn’t locate a pair of jeans.
In 2000, Campbell pleaded guilty in a Canadian court to grabbing another assistant by the throat and hitting her on the head with a telephone.
In June, her ex-maid Gaby Gibson of Queens filed suit claiming Campbell whacked her in the head with a cell phone on Jan. 17.
In July, yet another former assistant, Amanda Brack, filed suit, contending Campbell spat in her face, beat her bloody with a BlackBerry and flung her passport into a pool.
At this point, a tranquilizer dart gun and a tazer should be standard issue for taking a job with Naomi Campbell. Bitch is crazy, and she is no joke! When she finally goes to jail, you know all the hardcore inmates are gonna be pissing themselves with fear and giving her all their cigarettes so that they might live to see another day. They better hope she never gets her hands on a cellphone in there!
October 29th, 2006 at 2:42 am
Model Behavior
There is just a sliver between
Love and hate.
One fat-free latte makes the difference
Between thin and underweight.
If you don’t die, you get old;
Girl, just except your fate.
U.S. soldiers run from you;
They’d rather be in Kuwait
The situation is bad,
And everyday it gets graver.
It’s like you’re on a hunger strike,
And you refuse to waver.
Go on, just take a bite;
Chew slow and savor the flavor.
All it takes is three square meals
To yield model behavior.