Because Narcissism is next to Skankliness

Narcisism is Next to Skankliness

Paris Hilton is so full of herself that she had a wall-sized portrait of herself put in the “sumptuous lounge” of the new Hollywood Hills house she just bought, according to Hello! magazine. Plus, other people who were at her house for that recent party involving an unfortunate stripper pole incident have reported that she has pictures of herself in many more rooms, not just one!

Seriously, who does that!?!??!? How insane and self-involved is this ho?
Here’s the rest of the house, which I hate to admit is kinda nice. Bitch.

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The closet looks like what would happen if you were to give a 1970’s coked-up hooker an unlimited budget: all mirrors and skanky clothes on plastic hangers.
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Why so many reflective surfaces on the bed? Duh, so she can pretend she’s having sex with herself!
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This reminds me of Tony Montana’s house, how he had his initials built into everything in his house, you know all tacky and shit.
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[BTW, here’s something VERY NSFW: 1 Night in Paris :-D ]

One Response to “Because Narcissism is next to Skankliness”

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