BET Awards style

Time for some hooch-fashion slamming at the BET Awards!
Just kidding! Actually, I kinda liked Beyonce’s hoochie get-up. She rocked it even in spite of the barely-tame afro and the chunky legs that ended in fabulous shoes!
However—why is Vivica A. Fox’s face looking like a crazed tranny’s?

I must say though, despite the over-botoxed tranny-face and questionable matronly wig, the trampy drag queen in me is loving the slutty Vegas bride look of her bling-tacular dress!

On to other plastic surgery debacles: Janet Jackson’s boob job apparently needs maintenance cause her right one is looking all sorts of wonky. Maybe all that lipo miraculous weight loss shifted things around. She’s proof that Wonky Boob Syndrome (WBS) can strike anyone, at anytime, anywhere! Just ask Tori Spelling.

Now to end this on a positive note: behold the lovely vision of Monique.

I give this outfit two faaaabulous Around The World And Back snaps! Monique is obviously a big girl, but she is a shining example of knowing how to dress in the most flattering and appropriate way possible, regardless of your size. Mariah Carey and Britney Spears, take note.
