Big Gay Al comes out to Star Jones
Karma, bitch that it is, is taking one ginormous bite out of Star Jones’ flabby, deflated ass!
Karma is also one funny bitch, and it really doesn’t get any funnier than this blind item that is transparently about Big Gay Al and his megalomaniac meal ticket, unlucky Starlet Jones.
According to E!’s Ted Casablanca, now that Star’s career is down the tubes, Big Gay Al cut his losses and told Star he was gay, which came as a surprise to nobody but her, of course. Didn’t anyone ever tell her that denial is not a river in Egypt?!? And now even Star’s daily glass of delusion juice can’t shield her from the truth. So sad.
Now excuse me while I do my happy dance! Hee!!
July 18th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
You know, it can’t POSSIBLY be healthy to gloat this much at others’ misfortune and relationships gone wrong, but MAN I’m happy and a-gloatin’!
July 18th, 2006 at 7:11 pm
Yeah, I’m way over it not being healthy to have such schadenfreude toward celebs. I’ve accepted it, and I have my handbasket to hell all picked out.
They’re public people, and if they don’t have the psychological facilities to handle their fame, well that’s their problem and I simply don’t care.
And can you think of anyone else who deserves this more?!? Again, Hee!!