Whatchoo Lookin At

Page Six ran a blind item that asked:

WHICH young Hollywood starlet had secret gastric bypass surgery, but then lost too much weight? During a recent four-day stint at a health clinic, she was actually having an operation to remove the bypass.

I guess that explains why she was out shopping only several days into her “rehab treatment.”

Also, kudos to the scum doctors out there who won’t let a pesky thing like ethics stop them from performing dangerous, unnecessary surgeries like this on inappropriate patients. (For you nit-pickers out there, many people have pointed out that a gastric bypass involves removing intestines and part of the stomach, so it’s likely that she had a lap band procedure, which just drastically reduces stomach size and IS reversible. But it’s still dangerous and only recommended for the clinically obese.)

So it seems like Nicole is gaining weight already. So what if her hairline still makes her look 80 and her finger still reminds you of E.T. wanting to phone home, only delivering a much ruder message:

The important thing is that we can no longer see her chest bones or count her ribs, and there’s even a hint of her boobs starting to return! Maybe after a few more trips to McDonalds she’ll lose the resemblance to a 12-year-old boy completely! So good for her.

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