Brett Ratner: director, photographer, pervert and asshole extraordinaire
I don’t usually pay attention to directors because they don’t do or say nearly as much stupid shit as regular celebrities and aren’t as much fun to rag on, but Brett Ratner is changing all that.
He’s the man responsible for such cinematic gems as X-Men 3 and the entire Rush Hour franchise, but lately has gotten the most press for getting freaky with Lindsay Lohan (despite the gross 18 year age difference and his Romanian model girlfriend Alina Puscau). Apparently he’s also a portrait photographer and would like to expand that career by photographing women naked.
“I’d like to shoot the Pirelli calendar. Wouldn’t that be awesome? Hot!” Ratner gushed, referring to the famed calendar featuring nudes.
A young blond woman in tight jeans interrupted to ask: “Can you be requested to take pictures? Do you do nude shots?”
The gum-chomping Ratner brushed her off, then confided: “I’d like to take nude pictures of girls. Not her, though.” Which didn’t stop him from checking her out as she sauntered away.
Ding ding ding ding!!! I think we have a winner for Most Ugly, Perverted, Condescending Asshole Undeserving of Such a Successful Career in Hollywood 2006! First prize is a kick in the nuts and a punch in the face from yours truly–thanks for playing!