Britney and K-Fed to renew their vows
Again, it must be stressed that In Touch Weekly might not be the bastion of journalistic accuracy, but for some reason–like the immeasurable entertainment value of reading crazy-ass stories about celebrities which may or may not be true–The Scoop keeps reporting its stories:
Now, after surviving a few rough patches in their marriage, the couple has decided to renew their vows after the birth of their second child in October, reports the mag. After reports that Spears had consulted a divorce lawyer, “she wants to show the world that she is happily married,” an insider told ITW.
Spears’ spokeswoman tells The Scoop she knows nothing of plans for renewed vows.
And in another romantic gesture, Spears has allegedly bestowed upon her hubby a black American Express card with no credit limit. Although the two have reportedly fought over money, this gift is Spears’ effort, according to the mag, “to prove how much she trusts him.”
I guess nothing celebrates a hastily made, ill-advised (and probably heavily influenced by THC molecules) decision better than making another one. Here’s how it went down in the theater of my mind:
BRITNEY: “Dang, baby, Ah know mah life and career’s been going nowhere but downhill since Ah married you and let you knock me up twice, but Ah still know we’s gonna be soooo happy once this baby’s born! So Ah’s thinking we should renew our vows to celebrate, whatchoo think?”
KEVIN: “Uh…yeah…You know, baby, nothing says celebration of trust in a marriage like my very own black Am Ex card.”
BRITNEY: “Oh dang, baby, you’re right! That would be, like, classy and romantic! Ah knew my mama was wrong and Ah didn’t make a mistake a-marryin’ you!”