Britney doesn’t know the meaning of “ultimatum”

Britney is giving Kevin a “clean up or get out” ultimatum–sort of, reports Us Weekly.
“Britney gave Kevin an ultimatum, and they are continuously revising it. She wants him to respect her and the baby, and if he doesn’t then she has let him know he is out,” says one source close to the couple.
What the hell kind of ultimatum gets “continuously revised?” The not-really-an-ultimatum kind? The “Respect me! Please? No? Okay! I’m a total pushover! Please don’t leave me!” kind?
Damn, this girl wouldn’t know what a committed relationship looked like if it hit her in the face!
Actually, she’s probably just pissed off that Kevin got her a bottle of strawberry-flavored Stoli vodka for Mother’s Day. If he really loved her he’d remember that she only drinks Grey Goose! God what an asshole!