Britney is working me to death, y’all

She is doing waaaay too much stupid shit for me to keep up with–she needs to stop, I need a break from typing her damn name.
Wise and classy girl that she is, she put the above picture on her website seemingly in retaliation to everyone criticizing her every (frequent and dangerous) mistake regarding her kid. Along with some inane poem that would make any 8th grade English teacher cringe and which, trust me, is just too lame to post.
Anyhow, it was only up for a short time, probably because someone with a brain who works for her made her take it down. Whoever this person is, maybe you could talk her into tarding off in the privacy of her own home instead of in public and in front of cameras. We wouldn’t make fun if she didn’t provide us with SO MUCH CONTENT!
Try staying home, Britney. Forever. Or at least until the next NASCAR season.
update: I guess she bought a clue about how serious that near drop was cause here she is crying right afterward.

Actually, the more serious issue here is the atrocity and redneck level of this outfit: white halter, black bra and pink thong. She’s just missing a Busch Light in her hand.