Britney kicks Kevin out for the 3,417th time
The Daily Mirror, bastion of reliable and accurate journalism that it is, is reporting that Britney Spears came back from her New York trip last week to find her husband Kevin Federline drinking and smoking weed with his buddies in the house, so she’s kicked him out, yet again. And surprise, surprise, she’s really going to divorce him this time. Really. She means it.
For weeks they’ve been leading separate lives. Now their relationship is so strained that Britney - who is pregnant with their second child - has banished 28-year-old Federline to a self-contained “bachelor” flat in the basement of their Californian mansion.
Things have been rocky for some time. She is said to have “cried for hours” after he spent Mother’s Day with Shar Jackson, the mother of his first two children, rather than be with her and Sean.
Last week, before she flew to New York, Kevin went missing overnight. Britney got so angry that she bolted the front door and refused to let him in when he finally returned.
According to a close friend of Britney, she had hoped that her marriage could survive at least until the birth of their second child in October.
“She wanted to wait, but their relationship has become so hostile she just doesn’t see how she can make it work.”
Ominously, her spokesman refused to deny claims yesterday that she thinks her second marriage is over and wants a divorce.
Please, this girl is as dumb as a box of rocks. She won’t leave him until after she walks in on him and his “boyzz” having a gang-bang orgy with Shar Jackson herself! And then only because her mom will force her to.
Below more pics of Britney rocking the curlers with SPF and that kinda cute manny she’s recently hired from her local frat house. He’s kinda hot wearing that baby carrier and certainly several steps up from K-Fed! Hit that shit, Britney!!
