Whatchoo Lookin At

It’s been nice, if a bit boring, being Britney-free since she popped out her second kid and went into hiding to lose her pregnancy bloat. (It’s good to see her “rumored” lipo and tummy tuck went well and that those bra-less boobs are pendulous as ever!)

But now several yawn-worthy stories are claiming that the kid may not be a boy named Sutton Pierce as was previously reported, because neither Britney nor K-Fed had confirmed anything to the press. Gatecrasher reports K-Fed’s mom has been calling the kid Jayden James.

Still other reports from X17online.com say that the baby may be a girl because they caught Britney’s bodyguards shopping for little girl’s clothes at Malibu’s Planet Blue.

I have a feeling that this is a result of Britney’s genius decision to fire her publicist and take control of her own PR. Nice try, Britney, but guess what? We don’t really care if you had a hermaphrodite and named it Cheeto Redbull Federline–actually, I’m lying, that would be pretty cool…

Bottom line is that you’re sharp as a marble and your little publicity stunt isn’t at all clever and stealthy like you think it is, it’s just plain retarded. Hire your publicist back and listen to her!

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