Britney Spears loses her air of feminine mystery. And her underwear.

Behold Britney Spears, once America’s bubble-gum pop princess, now America’s trashiest panty-less, crotch-flashing wonder. I guess it was only a matter of time before she publically disgraced herself with photos sure to embarrass her two children. And it only took about 7 days of hanging out with Paris Hilton. And one day of hanging out with Lindsay Lohan. Together they are the Unholy Triumvirate of Attention Whore Skanks. They probably have special powers and unstoppable STD’s.

Anytime momma Lynne Spears would like to step in and stage a much-needed intervention to tell Britney to stop flashing her junk, quit hanging with the only two celebrities skankier than she is and get back to her mothering her own two babies, would be much appreciated by the entire world.
Here’s Britney making her very classy upskirt debut and proving she has no shame or class, showing off her C-section scar and looking like she just might have a rash on her ass. Enjoy the vomiting. (Note Paris Hilton in the background looking on with pride at Britney–her lessons on how to achieve maximum skankiness have paid off!)
Here’s the source of the pics, if you can stomach more pics, at HIGH RES. You’ve been warned.