Britney: Spoiled and Untalented?!?? Whatchoo talkin’ bout?!!
In absolutely shocking news, The Sunday Mirror confirms what the world thought all along: Britney Spears is a childish and spoiled moron who can’t act her way out of a paper bag, according to her own acting coach!
The acting coach, who has worked with some of the biggest stars in Hollywood, said: “Britney is an untalented, self-focused wannabe.”
“Britney’s no better or worse than any newcomer to acting,” said the coach, who has asked not to be named.
“The big difference is, she’s into shortcuts. She kept telling me to skip elements of the course she believed weren’t necessary.
“It was clear she really hadn’t understood the concept of any of them. She came across as a spoilt child in the body of a young woman, who’s not used to being told no.”
“I can imagine her ruining a televised drama by suddenly staring straight into camera and either winking, shaking her boobs or blowing a bubble of gum. But not all at the same time that would be asking far too much of her.”
Hey, in Britney’s defense, she was really good on SNL in that one skit where she played a stupid white ghetto-talking singer in a girl trio called Gemini, remember!?–what do you mean it’s not acting if you just act like yourself?
Here’s B laughing all the way to the bank in pics from the photoshoot for British Glamour, which favors weird images with mouse ears (yes, she was a mouseketeer, CLEVER!), pimp rancher hats and that chic, heroin-addled raccoon look.
