Britney’s “surprise divorce” to Kevin may really happen
So I was as happy as the next person to hear the story about how Britney might be trying to grow a brain and spring a surprise divorce on that miserable leech of a husband of hers, but by now I’ve learned you can never overestimate that girl. Plus it was reported by the ghetto rag Life&Style, whose stories should be taken with a boulder of salt.
But it turns out that Britney’s own family is confirming those rumors!
Not very adorable, fer sure, is this fam factoid, served up by H-town-savvy relatives of Missus Federline: “Yes, a separation and divorce may be imminent, à la Denise and Charlie.” Meaning Richards and Sheen, perhaps, won’t be the only new parents in Hollywood changing bed partners along with diapers.
Something tells me her mom Lynne may be back in control as the brains of the great Britney empire. Too bad she didn’t pass any on to Britney.
Britney, rumored to be pregnant with a girl, is actually thinking of naming her Emma Lynne, after her mom. The name Emma would be after her paternal grandmother, quite a character who apparently committed suicide:
Get this: Grandma E., so I’m told by Spears clan-ites, once got in trouble for writing a risqué poem in school. I hear Granny’s Mississippi teach found the writing to be “vulgar.”
Turns out the first Emma–who, as I told you last week, was Britney’s paternal grandmother–was a sometimes saucy gal who also took her own life, say B.S.’s southern-fried kin. Too intriguing, really. I mean, guess Brit doesn’t care, good for her.
RUN, kids! Well little SPF, you can probably crawl from your incompetent dim bulb popstar mother! And little unborn one, you can at least take the opportunity while in utero to kick her in the womb HARD!