Dear Gwen: What the HELL is this?!?
Why does Gwen Stefani look like an 80-year-old New York socialite in mourning? It’s like the 1980’s died on her and she decided to wear it as a dress.
I usually like the funky looks Gwen fashions together from odd pieces and she can usually work crazy things, but this one is just awfully matronly, and you know she has a pretty cute figure under there, so why did she go and do that for, I mean maybe it was a temporary break with fashion reality and she kind of sort of maybe lost her mind just a little bit and just…NOOOO!!!
I am wiping it from my memory, as it’s simply too hideous to contemplate. What fashion disaster? See? Gone. Never happened.