Denise Richards is NOT a cheap, trashy, home-wrecking slut

Denise Richards performed with the Pussy Cat Dolls last Saturday in Vegas, a brilliant career move to help people forget that you took up with your best friend’s husband while their bedsheets were still warm, and will certainly NEVER remind people that you used to be one of Heidi Fleiss’s super-expensive hookers. Like AT ALL. I mean, some of the most respectable mothers I know who are in the middle of an ugly custody battle with Charlie Sheen dress like $2 whores.
Well done, Denise Richards, you calculating minx! My hat is off to you in kudos for your absolutely brilliant, smashing image makeover!