Ding, dong, the witch is dead!!

Starzilla Star Jones will eat you!!! RUN!!!
Star Jones Reynolds, resident wicked witch of The View, is as good as gone, according to the New York Post’s Page Six. And Barbara Walters and Rosie O’Donnell made it happen!!

STAR Jones Reynolds has been told to hitch up her hefty wagonload of freebies and waddle off into the sunset, sources say.ABC will announce this week that the big-boned talking head is out at “The View,” a source close to the inner workings of the late-morning gabfest tells Page Six. What network brass won’t say is that she’s being unceremoniously ousted at the direct behest of the show’s grand dame Barbara Walters and the incoming Rosie O’Donnell.

“It was always Rosie’s condition of joining the show, and Barbara agreed to those conditions from the outset,” our source said. The network and Jones are now concocting a face-saving scenario in which Jones will be touted as moving on to pursue important new projects.

Bitch, please! Nobody wants your ass, the whole free world hates you! It’s true; if Barbara found you so repugnant that she had to kick you off her show, what more proof do you need?

Now, how do we go about getting Barbara Walters and Rosie O’Donnell sainted?

2 Responses to “Ding, dong, the witch is dead!!”

  1. yomama-inlaw yomama-inlaw Says:

    All I know is I been trying to offload the same 20 pounds
    for 20 years with WW, Slimfast, Jenny, younameit. I think I can.
    I think I can. And Star won’t admit she had a little GP. Isn’t Star’s weight loss “secret” the real cause of the love between
    the two celebs?

  2. Michelle Michelle Says:

    Of course. That and because Star’s an all-around self-absorbed bitch.

    Speaking of, I think it’s lovely how Perez Hilton DIRECTLY ripped off my headline which I wrote at 4am the night before the NYP came out with the story. So now we know he reads ONTD, which is where I posted a link to my site.

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