Eva Longoria doesn’t like to pay for things

Eva Longoria in Maxim

Wow. This account from Defamer.com should erase any doubt that Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria is fast becoming Hollywood’s hugest self-entitled bitch:

We all know Eva Longoria is the hottest woman in the universe (at least according to Maxim magazine’s inscrutable criteria), but beneath that bitsy, beautiful package lies a ferocious ugliness just waiting to jump out–particularly when she is required to pay for things. Who could forget her heartfelt holiday wishes to a Koo Koo Roo parking attendant who dared ask her for the required fee (”Jesus! It’s Thanksgiving. Be nice. FUCK!“). Now comes this report from a Defamer operative about the Desperate Housewives actress, accompanied by Saved by the Bell star Mario Lopez, annoying the regulars and stiffing the friendly staff at a popular watering hole in Toluca Lake:

While Mario was friendly to everyone, Eva was sullen and refused to talk with anyone. When the waitress gave her a $17 bill, she handed over a hundred dollar bill and when the waitress brought back her change, Eva grabbed her changed, snipped at the waitress that “Celebrities should be comped!” and stalked out without even leaving a tip.

Well, Eva, you know what else is going to be free from now on? Every sort of bodily fluid imaginable, courtesy of all the waitresses and other assorted service industry workers you’ve insulted and mistreated. Cheers!

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