Fergie has lost her damn mind.
Fergie decided to arrive at the MTV Video Music Awards yesterday dressed as the Mad Hatter’s slutty, rebellious daughter. And she also decided, for some unknown reason, to take a visibly nervous Shakira hostage on the red carpet with her. See how Shakira is leaning away from Fergie? It’s cause she can’t wait to make a break for it and run from this crazy bitch and her crazy-ass outfit–if it can indeed be called an “outfit,” because I was really going to go for “ill-conceived Halloween costume.”
You know Fergie’s totally pressing a gun to her back to even get Shakira to pose with her. Shit, I’d want to bolt too. I’d be afraid the ugly might rub off from that “outfit.” And from Fergie, of course. I think in a couple of years her eyebrows will recede into her hairline. Mark my words.