Fierce-off: Tyra Banks vs. Tyra Banxxx

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Page Six reports:

TYRA Banks has advised her porn-star lookalike, Tyra Banxxx, to quit the business and find a more respectable job. But her campaign backfired. Banxxx just shot a new hard-core video that cheekily parodies Banks called “America’s Next Top Porn Model,” in which women compete by performing sex acts. Banxxx tells avn.com, “I love this business and I’m not going to leave it, and I’m not going to change my name.”

Seems Ms. Banxxx reneged on a promise she made to Tyra when she was on the Tyra Banks show. Basically Fierce Tyra strongarmed Porn Tyra on national TV to quit porn (and most importantly, quit using her name), saying she’d help pay for her to go to cosmetology school and find another career. Of course, as soon as the TV show was over, Porn Tyra changed her mind and went right ahead doing porn.

Duh, of course she’s going to choose porn over beauty school–it’s more lucrative and requires less work! Not that I really think Fierce Tyra has much to worry about, given Porn Tyra’s busted looks and modest cup size, she doesn’t even really look that much like her! Let the girl have her 15 minutes, don’t you know it’s hard out there for fug porn stars? Damn!

UPDATE: The director of Tyra Banxxx’s new porn “America’s Next Top Model” calls Fierce Tyra out on her hypocrisy: “I find it funny that a beautiful girl like Tyra Banks who made her career by walking the runways showing off her tits and ass would criticize a girl for making her living showing off her tits and ass. I really don’t see the two career choices being polar opposites.”

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