Whatchoo Lookin At

Oh my God, y’all, she really did it. Divorce papers are on the web and everything.

You know, as much as I rag on her for being such a moron, I have to give her props for losing 190 pounds of loser-wigger-wannabe-rapper weight she’s been carrying around for years. Good for her.

And she’s getting rid of him for only about $3.85 million: $30,000 a month for half the length of their marriage, which equals 350,000 over a year, and half the worth of their $7 million Malibu mansion. Plus, all gifts worth over $10,000 are to be returned to the gift-giver. (No Ferrari for you, K-Fed!) Basically, it’s a bargain since she is said to be worth $120 million. She should be thanking her mama right about now for forcing her to sign that dang prenup.

What I really love about this is her timing: she pulls this on him right after his album flops miserably and she goes on Letterman to flaunt how she dropped the baby weight. I may hate Britney Spears, but I hate Kevin Federline even more, so I say, “Way to twist the knife and really kick him when he’s down! Props to you, Britney Spears. Now hire a stylist so we can pretend we don’t know you’re trailer trash!”

Seriously, how do you make so much money look so cheap?

Below, Britney fugging up NYC Monday and Tuesday and looking manly on Letterman.

*UPDATE: So true to her white-trash-on-Jerry-Springer form, she may actually take his sorry ass back if she’s just using this divorce as a threat for him to shape up.

Aw shit, they probably just finished cleaning up the mess from making baby #3. Why can’t we just live in a K-Fed-free world?!?

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