Halloween is like Christmas for attention whores
Lindsay Lohan was an ’80’s aerobics instructor whore who looked like she belonged on the set of Fame or Flashdance. She clearly loves the 80’s. And being slutty.
Paris Hilton as a policewoman whore. Although “whore” is more of a constant state of being for her and the only reason I know she’s wearing a costume is the shiny badge.
Above are Hilary Duff as a gypsy whore, and her sister Haylie, in truly unoriginal copy-cat mode, as an 80’s aerobics instructor whore. Hmm, where did we see that before…?
Then there’s just the WTF type costumes.
Chris Klein as a pizza. Um, okay. And Ginnifer Goodwin (of HBO’s Big Love) just phoning it in as a witch. How they found each other for this photo op, we’ll never know. They’re not attention whores, just too boring for celebrities. I know, I know, I want it both ways, celebs can never win!