Heather Locklear is hatin’ on Denise Richards

Heather Locklear

I guess Heather Locklear couldn’t stand taking the high road and not retaliating against Denise Richards for taking up with Heather’s ex-husband Richie Sambora. Page Six reports:

SHE might be 45 years old, but Heather Locklear can still behave as if she were back in high school. The actress is evidently upset that her estranged husband, Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora, has hooked up with Denise Richards, the estranged wife of Charlie Sheen. Denise was at home minding her own business the other day when she heard Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ on a Prayer” playing from the street outside. She peeked through a window and saw Heather and a girlfriend in her car with the song blasting. Heather and her friend thought their prank was hilarious. Denise called the stunt “very high school.”

Good effort, Heather, but it would have been perfect and so very Mean Girls if you had chosen a more appropriate Bon Jovi song (might I recommend “You Give Love a Bad Name”?) and done donuts in Denise’s driveway before screeching away in your T-top camaro. As always, extra style points for egging and/or toilet-papering her house and writing “DENISE IS A SLUT” on her windows in lipstick.

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