Her name is Katie, you crazy f*@#!!!
Ever since he lost his goddamned mind drunk on power and decided to change Katie-I-sold-my-soul Holmes’ name to the more mature and womanly “Kate,” I’ve been hellbent on a new mission: to track his ass down and yell “KATIE! KATIE! KATIEEEE!!!!” in his face at the top of my lungs just to piss him off and see if his head explodes at being contradicted and disobeyed.
But he’d probably just be lame and call me “glib.” Or have me killed. Either way, it would be SOOO worth it.
Here’s KATIE fulfilling her contractual obligation kissing him (ew!) and pretending to be excited at his stupid LA premiere of Mission Impossible: III. Yeah, I’m gonna go see it, so?
One more question: do you think they know they look like a Vegas tranny and a crazy millionaire dwarf from the back?
