Hohan v2.0 in training

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Lindsay Lohan was recently hanging out with her 11-year-old sister Aliana and passing on the fashion evils of leggings and tapered jeans.

Um, I hate saying mean things about children (okay, that’s a lie, I do it with glee), but what an unfortunate-looking little girl. Homely, even. I’d add some more jokes about her hitting every branch as she fell out of the ugly tree, but I think you get what I’m trying to say.

On the upside, I guess we’ll know in a few years whether or not she inherited the skank gene so fully expressed by her older sister. Or who knows, maybe it will only be a matter of months–these kids just grow up so darned fast!

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