Holy malnutrition, Batman!

Kirsten Dunst in France in a bikini

Kirsten Dunst is playing a game with us, an old Hollywood standard called “Guess What In The Name Of All That’s Good And Holy This Starlet Is Doing To Her Body.” Choices include starvation, overexercising, cocaine, and other needle drugs.

She reminds me of the starved guy in the movie Seven, the one that used to be a glutton but the psycho kept him barely alive with just enough food and water to look like this. God, it looks like she’s on the freakin’ tapeworm diet!! Yeah, I should stop before I give Hollywood actresses any more ideas.

One Response to “Holy malnutrition, Batman!”

  1. Carl Brutananadilewski Carl Brutananadilewski Says:

    BRONX PARADISE BABY!!!

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