It ain’t over until Mooriah Carey sings

Mariah Carey is hungry

Mariah Carey should look into getting more lipo because as it is, she’s giving Miss Piggy a serious run for her money. Well, if Miss Piggy were a hooker. She looks like she’s about to inhale the microphone in that picture. Damn Mariah relax, you can have your 2 buckets of KFC after the show, alright?

And she’s posing like she’s hot sex incarnate when in reality she looks like someone dressed up a pair of ham hocks in a weave and slutty lingerie. But then again, Mariah lives in her own delusional world of butterflies and glitter, where the streets are paved with bling and she’s still 19 years old and a size 4.

I give her 5 years before she goes totally psycho and winds up in a strait jacket at a mental hospital. A blinged-out and slutty strait jacket, that is.

Mariah Carey is a porker

Mariah Carey is fat and in denial

2 Responses to “It ain’t over until Mooriah Carey sings”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    YEAH SHE’S A TOTAL FATTY

    in this day and age with other celebrities showing off their ribs and girls with eating disorders, I think Mariah is looking pretty good, as in HEALTHY.

  2. Michelle Michelle Says:

    Healthy, my ass. If she’d put down the damn Haagen Dazs, Big Macs and fried Coke, maybe got off her ass and onto a treadmill, maybe we could talk healthy. Maybe.

    Or if she wants to keep her bad habits, at least dress appropriately and NOT in lingerie for her concerts.

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