It’s what they get for being on her “friends” list.
Why anyone would want to be on Skank Queen Extraordinaire Paris Hilton’s friends list is beyond me (guaranteed naked pictures of her nasty flappy ass?) But people who were on her myspace friends list got a cheeky, frustrating spam and were plenty pissed, according to MSNBC’s The Scoop:
Several furious sources who are on the list of the heiress’ friends via her MySpace account say they received emails supposedly from Hilton telling them that they’d won an expense-paid trip to meet her. When the “friends” clicked on the e-mail, they were taken to another screen, telling them, “Hurry! Only twenty prizes left.”
They were then forwarded to a series of pop-up messages and questionnaires asking them to buy products and requesting them to supply personal information.
If the “friend” refuses to supply the info, the screen freezes, says one angry source. If however, the information is supplied, a message appears, saying, “Thank you for signing up for our offers, but all the prizes are gone. Your email is now on a spam list and you win nothing!”
“The survey takes forever to fill out!” fumes one source. “I sure hope Paris is treating her best-friend-again Nicole Richie better than her MySpace friends.”
But Hilton’s spokesman assures The Scoop that the heiress had nothing to do with the emails and that someone must have somehow gotten hold of her friends list.
What did they expect, didn’t they know that being “friends” with Paris Hilton automatically involves getting screwed and infected with a virus in one form or another? I’m sure by now her STD’s have evolved to where they can transmit themselves over email. They should consider themselves lucky they don’t need penicillin afterwards.