Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Phillippe “work out”

Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Phillippe

Let the homosexual rumors begin!

As soon as I saw this picture, I couldn’t help the “tee-hee!” giggle of glee that escaped my mouth as I imagined these two hotties doing unimaginably dirty, nasty, sweaty, hot things to each other! And I never thought I’d be the kind of girl who’s turned on by gay porn, especially the non-existent, made-up-only-in-my-gutter-brain kind of gay porn, but whaddya know…you learn new things everyday!

Besides, I can’t help it. These two are so impossibly pretty and good looking AND JUST PLAIN SEXY SMOLDERING HOT, that they could be artificially inseminating donkeys and I would never be able to look at donkeys in quite the same way ever again. What? Like you’ve never thought about donkeys that way…HEY, WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME!!!

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