Jay-Z REALLY doesn’t want to marry Beyonce
All the banana-skirt shaking in the world ain’t gonna getcha that ring, B.
What’s a couple of million to a supersuccessful rapper if it means you can avoid buying an engagement ring, right?
The New York Post reports that Jay-Z gifted Beyonce with a Jean Michel Basquiat painting that cost “a couple of mil.”
Back. The Fuck. Up.
Let me explain something to all you thick-headed, tiny-eared, goofy-looking rappers out there who think you’re so smooth and pimp. If I were Beyonce and my mega-successful rapper boyfriend of several years came home with a gift for me that was worth a couple of million dollars and it’s NOT an engagement ring or a small island, you know what my reaction would be?
“AW HELL TO THA NO!” and my martini on his lap. And possibly a stiletto through the painting, if I really didn’t feel like saving the drama for my mama.
I mean, I like art and all, but A PAINTING!!??!? There is no bigger, more insulting way of saying you’ll do anything to avoid marrying the girl, no dollar amount is too great. Besides, Beyonce can barely read, how much do you think she’s really appreciating the intrinsic artistic value of a damn painting?!?!
October 27th, 2006 at 8:50 pm
LMAO!!! hahaha. i’m already MARRIED and if i got a painting, i’d be like…wtf? are we over? unless he painted it himself. then i’d tell him to spend his time on better stuff–like picking up his SHIT, know what i’m sayin’?