Jayden James sounds like a porn star name.
Poor kid. As if being the offspring of the two dimmest bulbs in America isn’t bad enough.
TMZ.com must have, like, real reporters or something because they actually dug up a copy of Britney Spears’ and Kevin Federline’s second child’s birth certificate. The document confirms that it is a boy and his name is Jayden James. It also confirms that Kevin Federline can’t sign his own name in cursive and is probably barely literate just like we all thought.
I love it because this discovery completely ruins the already half-baked publicity plan Britney had going by keeping it a secret to heighten interest in her and in K-Fed’s album debut around Halloween. Oh Britney. At least you never have to worry about MENSA knocking down your door.
