Jessica Simpson celebrates her birthday in Mexico
Jessica Simpson spent her 26th birthday in Cabo with her hairstylist and main gay, Ken Paves (in spite of my repeated pleas to fire him because of his repeated attempts to give her either the “rat’s nest” look, or the “matronly clown with orange hair” look.) But poor Jessica must think he’s her BFF since she pays him so well to hang around her. You’d have to pay me too to hang around that dysfunctional Simpson clan.
The other thing about these pictures is they don’t look like paparazzi pics. They look like her pics, and she probably sold them to the tabloids. You know Papa Joe took these to indulge his little photography “hobby” he’s had since Jessica hit puberty. But we don’t get to see the topless shots cause they’re for his personal collection. Ew, I just grossed myself out.
