Jessica Simpson is a startled doily
Jessica Simpson thought it would be a good idea to cut up her grandmother’s doily into a slutty dress and wear it to this event. And although it shows off her two best assets (Hello! Front and center!), it also highlights her suddenly stumpy looking legs and linebacker shoulders.
Damn this whole messy divorce from Nick must not be treating her well! It’s gotta be bad when her ugly-duckling sister Ashlee seems to have taken over “The Hot Simpson Sister” title. Ouch!
Nice beehive!
No seriously, fire your hairstylist cause HE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND, girl.
