Jessica Simpson or Redneck Dorothy?
*Sigh* Here we are AGAIN, because Jessica Simpson makes it so easy to mock her…
But I simply could not let this disastrous, country-fried, “HEE-HAW” version of our beloved Wizard of Oz character go unpunished, so I have to say it: Bitch looks like Dorothy discovered a sudden fondness for Twinkies and fried coke.
1) WHAT is up with the HAIR? Is she wearing one of her and Ken Paves’ craptacular new wigs? I am a lover of elegant bouffants, not unnaturally shellacked rat’s nests.
2) THE DRESS. Looks like Auntie Em stole Dorothy’s shoes for a night out on the town. Makes those DD’s look seriously matronly—what would creepy Papa Joe say?
3) THE SHOES. They actually are the nicest part of the outfit. But they really need a LOT more sequins and glitter to complete her drag-queen look.
