J.Lo is gonna kill a bitch
Jello’s dirty laundry is being aired out in “Make Him Look Good,” a novel by Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez, a former entertainment reporter being called the “Latina Terry McMillan.”
The names have been changed, but EVERYTHING dangerously parallels J. Lo’s real life, from the image of “Jill Sanchez,” a diva with a “bootylicious rump” who gets caught in an nightclub shooting with her boyfriend rapper (named D-Kitty!!) down to her clothing line produced by “a team of designers who get no credit.”
Imperious, demanding and dismissive, Sanchez uses humiliation as a motivational tool on her staff. In meetings, no one is allowed to speak directly to her unless she first gives permission.
Sanchez “in her own estimation, is the sexiest, cleanest woman alive.” She’s lifted her style of pairing innocence with lust, pretending to be “surprised by her own sexy gyrations,” from Britney Spears. Botox and belly lipo are her friends.
Whenever she wants an extra media hit, she places protective hands on her belly to suggest she’s pregnant.
I’ve never heard of Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez, but if that’s her real name then I suggest she change it because J.Lo is NOT going to be AT ALL pleased at being exposed for the true diva bitch she is.
I believe Whoopi Goldberg’s character from the movie Ghost said it best: “Alisa? You in danger, girl!”
May 10th, 2006 at 12:03 am
I hope J.Lo does kill a bitch, especially one who deserves it. That’s just wrong for
a latina to be hatin’ on the most fairest one of all.
May 10th, 2006 at 1:22 am
Nothing saddens me more than latina-on-latina crime…but maybe they’ll capture the beatdown on TV!
May 10th, 2006 at 1:28 am
“latina-on-latina crime”
I like the sound of that
May 10th, 2006 at 6:57 pm
i don’t know…Valdes-Rodriguez took on the entire journalism industry a few years back with a single email. the controversy from that alone got her book deal sealed “the dirty girls social club.” i would pay-per-view that fight.
May 25th, 2006 at 9:42 pm
look into it. turns out j.lo bought out the rights to produce alisa’s 1st book “dirty girls” and sat on the project & did nothing. so I guess you could say alisa’s a little bitter no?
May 27th, 2006 at 1:08 am
Hey insider, that’s some dirty biznazz going on. Do you have a link?
May 27th, 2006 at 10:30 am
Insider:
Well, damn, that’s even juicier! J.Lo might as well confirm that the book is about her and everything in it is true. Wonder if J.Lo is gonna keep on buying up the production rights and Alisa is gonna keep on writing tell-all books about her…?
May 27th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Hey guys, Alisa has this infamous blog she once wrote about it on but I think she has since taken those old posts off. But either way her bio on her webpage mentions it. Check it out….
http://www.alisavaldesrodriguez.com
May 27th, 2006 at 6:17 pm
Awesome, I’m going there now. Maybe I can start shit! J/K. Maybe.
September 13th, 2006 at 4:20 pm
Check out Alisa’s new myspace where she asks J-lo to forgive her.
http://www.myspace.com/alisavaldesrodriguez