John Travolta likes kisses.
Big gay kisses, that is. Let this be a lesson to all you white leisure suit-wearing, Bee-Gee’s disco hits-dancing 70’s movie heartthrobs everywhere: Scientology turns you gay. This picture is proof positive. Let’s get a closeup of this golden moment, shall we?
Yep, definitely gay. Here’s a big HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I TOLD YOU SO!! to all of middle America who refused to believe that a nice young man like Vinnie Barbarino and his gorgeous blue eyes are gayer than glitter. Although I do hate to see my poor great-aunt Mildred so devastated and more than a little confused. I think it may be time to have that difficult conversation where the words “beard” and “closet” might have to be shockingly reinterpreted for her. And with her heart problems, I just don’t think it would be safe to even begin telling her about Tom Cruise.